Sunday, September 28, 2014

I dreamed a dream

So last night I slept really uneasy. Late night phone call, a 'maybe we'll call you in the overnight' for work sort of call, so I slept lightly, hemidemisemi waiting for the phone to ring. A lot of short dreams punctuated by me waking up and rolling over to try to doze off again.

 One dream stood out: in this dream I bought a Barrett .50 BMG.

 Now, bear in mind that each hot dog-sized shell costs about $7, and I'm a notoriously cheap prick. So why would I spend nice used Harley Davidson-level money on 30lbs of savings-account drain?

 Jeez, look at the thing. That's gun porn. It was a good dream.


Anonymous said...

Thats why god gives cheap pricks "Dreams"

Tower Todd said...

That's a damn fine dream to have.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Freud would have something interesting to say about your dream.

Paul, Dammit! said...

I guess I better not talk about the others. There was a waterfall, a series of water fountains, Old Faithful, and a trains going in and out of a tunnel.

Hmmmm. What does it all mean?