Monday, August 10, 2015

big news!

Everyone shut up a minute! I have a troll!

 Yeah, someone's commented here a couple of times now, saying inane shit. Awesome. I deleted one today, because even for my troll, it was boring, and not really insulting.

 Dear Troll: If you're reading this, up your game, dingleberry. I'd rather feel insulted than bored. Fetch your clutching pearls and keep your fainting couch nearby. You're gonna need it. Also, thanks for reading.

This is Red, my spirit guide. 


Stackz O Magz said...

Uh oh, someone got themselves a crush on the old mariner here... I mean what's not to love about this place? I get them too at my spot. Usually, I don't argue over the internet with anyone, but some are just too irresistible. It's like winning at the special olympics. Yeah you may win, but in the end, you're still a fucking retard. Have a great day dude.

Paul, Dammit! said...

Yah. Pretty much the same here. But it's my first troll, and you know, that shit's special.

... so long as he doesn't try to make a wind chime out of my genitals, anyhow.