The End

My childhood is officially dead.


   The controversial adult video store that opened up in my old hometown when I was a teen mysteriously burnt down last night. Considering that no one has bought an adult DVD in the past 10 years, thanks to Al Gore's Internet, I'd say this qualifies as 'suspicious.'


 A whole generation of men in the region I grew up in will be sporting black armbands on our strangely muscular right arms.