So, for 2013, the #1 search term that got people here was 'hawsepiper.' The second? "Big bunda." 'Bunda', for my non Brazilian readers, is 'butt' in English.
So... that happened.
Happy New Year!
Here's a picture of Sofia Vergara to brighten up your day, anyhow.
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