Warning! May cause shrinkage

WIRECUTTER is the only guy I know who has taken full advantage of the internet.




http://knuckledraggin.com/2013/07/man-thatll-fuck-up-your-whole-day/


 I've got a *very* high tolerance for stories of crazy and occasionally gross misadventures. Reading this one made my butt cheeks clench so hard I ripped the fabric right off my chair. Go see this!