So, Inappropriately Hot Foreign Wife wins this round. Last night she tells me that she went to the salon for a full workup- wax, hair, peel, nails, etc. What she didn't mention is that she used a check from my gas/fun/ food for work account, one that we keep separate from the others. Well, let's just say that yours truly won't be making any major purchases this round.
Being married to a Brazilian is expensive.
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