When I'm home, I try to limit my internet consumption to when I'm taking a dump or cooling off after working outside or the like.
So I read a whole post about what's going on in Tom Brady's life.
Tom Brady plays a children's game really well. He may be the greatest adult player of his particular children's game, of all time. Wow. He has beaten many other records held by other adults who were also good at playing this particular children's game.
I view the guy who shovels elephant shit at the circus to be a more valuable human being than Tom Brady. I mean, shoveling shit, that's a job. You're doing something helpful. Being an adult who is really really good at playing children's games? Not so much.
So, I posted my thoughts like a dumbass, and got shit upon from a great height for it.
LOL. Sure hit a sensitive spot I think. So I said something about defending a man who abandoned his children to play a children's game.
At that point, why not. I'm getting banned anyhow.
And that's how my legs fell asleep and I ended up head-butting a crack in the drywall when I stumbled with my drawers at half mast during my dismount from the crapper. So now I gotta get out the joint compound and the paint. On the upside, my complexion is already kinda ruddy so there's a good chance I won't look like I used my forehead to break my fall.