Well, today was an important one back at the Ant Farm, far to the north of where yours truly has his ass planted at the moment. Today, Inappropriately Hot Foreign Wife signed, sealed and mailed her application for US citizenship. I'd like to say something funny, or poignant, or anything, really, but I'm just so proud and happy and blessed that she's married to my monkey ass, and today was a big, big day in our lives, and stupid me, I'm here, and not there.
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