Friday, June 10, 2016


Today we're celebrating here on HAWSEPIPER's Afloat Global HQ/Party Central.

 Today is my right hand man g-Ray's 34th birthday.

 After I took over the watch at midnight, I made sure to stand in the bunkroom door and sing "Happy Birthday Mr. President" in my best Marilyn Monroe voice.

 I gotta say, I nailed it.  Not bad for a 40-something balding, overweight guy with a powerful Boston accent. I sang wicked good. It was pissa, kid.

    In what I assume is unrelated news, Ray had bad dreams all night and we are having some trouble finding people to work on here. 
You don't have to be out of your mind to work with me. But it sure helps.

1 comment:

JayNola said...

I imagine it was something like this: