Monday, May 6, 2013

Sharks are assholes

THIS. This is why The Notorious B.O.B. and I used to kill sand sharks (Spiny dogfish) that got into the lobster pots. Sharks is dicks.

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Private Parts said...

Paul, Dammit! said...

The sink?

There's always the toilet, too, and the guy who preferentially heads for the pooporium stall to pee. Someone who opts out of the competition and chooses to pee in the toilet isn't just gay, he's obviously got a micropenis.


Right! Because not wanting other men to check out my junk is somehow "gay".


And because pervy old men and child molesters don't simply just luuuuurve it when a young kid is peeing next to them.

Paul, Dammit! said...

Don't flatter yourself, Private Parts. First, why copypasta a comment I made elsewhere on this post?

If a guy wants to see my pahts so badly that he risks an ass whupping by eyeballing me at the john, he's going to get a world-class case of low self-esteem after, anyhow. I figure that's punishment enough.