Monday, April 23, 2012


I saw the new movie "Battleship" last night.

 Oh, my goodness, that was absolutely awful. It was certainly creative, in that they cobbled together CGI and stock footage of navy ships, but the story was insipid, the acting was wooden, and they very obviously never consulted with a Navy vet when writing dialogue or plotting out the storyline. Typical Hollywood fashion, every naval ship was run as a democracy, as though a chain of command never existed. Shit, I never went in the navy, much to my shame, and even I know how the pecking order works.

 Anyways, if you want to save yourself some effort, rather than wading through this ass-high pile of afterbirth of a movie, watch some youtube footage of naval exercises, watch "Transformers," then take $20 and two hours of your life, and wipe your ass with it.


Jim Howard said...

Don't sugar coat it, tell us what you really think!

Anonymous said...

Come on, how bad can a movie based on a board game be. After all, the Mouse is making buckets of money off of a movie based on an amusement park ride.