highlights of my time at home:
1) The gunfight on the far side of the Ant Farm. Thank you Massachusetts M.G.L. 40b, for requiring 10% of all new housing in middle-class towns to be set aside for low-income housing. 30 shots were fired in 2 minutes. 30. I counted, while I was collecting my wife and kid and getting them away from the windows.
2). Coming back to work a day early to get my mate home before the next snowstorm. Which is going to start in about 3 hours.
3). I applied Preparation H for the first time. On someone else. Well, on my mother's dog. And that is the last time I will ever speak about that subject.
4). Having reread #3, I don't think I can top that one.