71 Days, couple hundred million dollars worth of oil moved from A to B. I've got 2 weeks at home, and I'm just coming up for air a minute to ask you to hold on. BRB.
Here, look at these nice Brazilian girls while I'm at home with Inappropriately hot foreign wife, who pointed out that the prettiest girls in Brazil have better things to do than pose for pictures.
Have yourself a very hipster Christmas
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