Not a lot of time for a post, as it's been a somewhat stressful watch and it's not quite over, but here's what's happening in my world just the now.
1). Fame! Recognition! A management-level TWIC administrator contacted me today. Called me, in fact, having read my last blog post but one, where I invited the TWIC program administrator, Morpho Trust, to eat a dick in the comments section. I wish I had been slightly more on my game but I was dozing off, having gone off watch shortly before, and I was also slightly abashed, as being called and talking about my blog post to a total stranger made me very aware of how critical I can be in my online persona. Not that I'm a cherub in person, but I actually do make a point to try to keep conflict to a minimum. Anyways, to my stalker who offered to assist in helping me with my TWIC issues, I appreciate it very much- more than you know, seeing you go that extra step. I hope you successfully implement my suggestion to pressure Morpho Trust to up their staffing to more appropriate levels so that their offices don't look like a bad night at the Kabul ER, or, barring that, implement my other suggestion, and, indeed, encourage morpho trust to eat a dick. Regardless, thanks for thinking of me and please don't make a windchime out of my genitals if you really do decide to stalk me.
On a more serious issue, Ron Jeremy had heart surgery today. I'm sure that you'll join me in praying for his full recovery. As the most successful and least-appreciated sex educator in the history of the human race, Here's hoping that Ron is up and about again soon.
As he sprints up the next aisle for a better look…..
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