So for the past two nights aboard, we've had the spanish channel on, but muted. As far as I can tell, from 5pm-10pm, they run their version of the Benny Hill show, but with scantily clad women dancing in the background. This is, in fact, the same as Brazilian TV. And you know? When muted, this is way better than a bunch of attention whores vying for some prize, or some sex (if the two are, indeed, any different as presented on TV, anyhow), which is what is on American TV in the evening. At least the people on the Spanish channel don't make me wish for mass spontaneous sterility, a la 'Children of Men.'