Today was hot. I worked outside. There was fresh paint.
You might see where this is going. I sat down on a very heavily painted length of pipeline. International Paint's InterLac 665 Ocean Blue, to be exact. I didn't notice right away, which gave the paint time to soak through my pants and my underdrawers, as well. Now that the backside of my unmentionables is such a lovely shade of blue (and my backside, as well), I'm wondering if the Blue Man Group is hiring. I'm already part-way there, anyhow, might as well go all in.
And I'll leave you with this:
3 hours ago
4 comments:
"This post is worthless without pictures."
JUST KIDDING!
DON'T post pictures of yer blue arse!
Really, I'm too young to go blind.
Picture a pair of racquetballs between two uncooked hams.
You make me laugh. Like fresh paint, Tan and white clothing also seem to have grease magnetic qualities. If there is grease, your clothes will find it.
Glad your wife and kid made it home okay.
I can't beleive I'm the first person to joke about your blue balls, after you being away from your wife for a month.
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