Today was hot. I worked outside. There was fresh paint.
You might see where this is going. I sat down on a very heavily painted length of pipeline. International Paint's InterLac 665 Ocean Blue, to be exact. I didn't notice right away, which gave the paint time to soak through my pants and my underdrawers, as well. Now that the backside of my unmentionables is such a lovely shade of blue (and my backside, as well), I'm wondering if the Blue Man Group is hiring. I'm already part-way there, anyhow, might as well go all in.