Well, I had a nice post half-finished, but thanks to the hipsters that infest Brooklyn like flies on shit, my much-anticipated chance to walk ashore was a shitty experience.
Lord, we need BASED STICK MAN more than ever.
EDIT: And, seriously, fuck Brooklyn 2 times. I can't upload the picture I planned, because there's no cell signal to speak of.
I hate this place.
"Oh god, it reeks of murder... Mustn't panic..."
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