I woke up Big B by accident this afternoon.
He heard me yell "Oh No! Ahhhhhhh!" and scrambled out of bed to see if I was having a heart attack.
No, I was just having lunch. I had put too many jalepeno slices in, and picked 6-8 out when they drowned out the taste of everything else.
... which was fine, until I got an itch and picked my nose a couple of minutes after finishing my lunch. Holy shit that was a mistake.
That shit stung, and my eyes are still red. I look like I just stumbled out of a Grateful Dead concert.
Hell No/A Spy
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