Today marks my last full day aboard- some time tomorrow evening I'll be relieved for a week off to be spent at home. To celebrate, here is something nice to look at. I'd like to imagine that, indeed, there are beaches in Brazil where the ladies do regularly pour buckets of water on themselves whenever an American looks at them. sigh.
Oh, this is Andressa Soares, the 'watermelon' woman. Famous for her ability to hypnotically shake her gigantic behinder. No BS, go look on Youtube.
As Sir Mix-A-Lot said, red beans and rice did not, in fact, miss this one. She's a mother of three, God love her.
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