So lots of you are sailors, or from the country, or have listened to country music, right?
You might have heard of Brad Paisley, a corporate-country creation who sort of sings Ok. Personally, I've always thought the guy was pretty much capitalizing on the fact that although he sounds as gay as Dick's hatband, he's actually straight. but it takes all types, and the guy sells.
In real life, the guy's a scumbag when out of the public eye- check this out, and you too will wish cancer upon him.